This fella is walking into a bar and standing outside is a nun. She looks at him and points her finger and cries out “BEFORE YE ENTER THIS DEN OF INIQUITY, TINK OF YER MOTHER AND YER FATHER!!”
He breaks down and tells the nun “Dey’re dead… dey’re dead, in heaven.”
She cries out again “TINK OF THE DAMAGE THE ALCOHOL WILL DO TO YOUR LIVER AND YOUR BRAIN!!”
And he says to the nun “Huh?What’re ye talkin about… have ye ever had a drink?
And the nun says “No.”
Annoyed he says to the nun “Well how de hell can ye stand there talkin about it and say “drink’ll do damage to yer brain” if ye’ve never had it??
So he tells her “Oi’ll tell ye what – Oi’ll go in, get ye a drink, bring it out, give it to ye. If ye don’t like it DEN ye can talk about it. But DON’T TALK ABOUT TINGS YE’VE NEVER EXPERIENCED. What’ll ye have…?
And the nun says “Oi don’t know – what do ladies generally drink?”
He says “Gin.”
She says “All right, oi’ll have a gin,” and she lowers her voice and says “but get it in a cup so nobody will notice!”
So the fella goes into the bar and says “give us a pint of beer and a double gin in a cup!”
And the bartender says “Is dat bloody nun out there again?”….