An Irish Priest…
An Irish priest is driving unsteadily along a country road when a policeman pulls him over. The priest lowers his side window and the cop immediately smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.
He says to the priest: “Father, have you been drinking?”
“I have that, sorr, just water,” replies the priest.
The cop replies: “Then why do I smell wine?”
The priest looks down at the bottle and says: “Praise the Lord! He’s done it again!!”